yorshs:

are u a dinosaur because ur an

(via e-uph0riaa)

duckdeflated:

duckinflated:

my auntie is literally obsessed with this duck.
She was explaining on facebook how sad she was when it deflated…..

(via sisterhoodofthetravellingpanties)

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via ughhawkward)

ventisesta-luna:

ugh of course the night before ap world is the night our internet stops working randomly?? i’d be happy with a 4 but now my studying is interrupted oh no *crisis* *the internet is working in 2 minute intervals* *i’m just going to go to sleep on top of my papers and hope for osmosis*